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Mother-in-law

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the holy Land.

While there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped back home for $5,000.00 or have her buried here in the Holy Land for only $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home.

The undertaker was puzzled and asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship her home when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00 to bury her here?"

The man answered,"A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and in three days he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."