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How many uses can you think of for a newspaper ?

An answer given by a 10-year old:

" You can read it, write on it, lay it down and paint a picture on
it...You could put it in your door for decoration, put it in the garbage
can, put it on a chair if the chair is messy. If you have a puppy, you
put newspaper in its box or put it in your backyard for the dog to play
with. When you build something and you don't want anyone to see it, put
newspaper around it. Put newspaper on the floor if you have no mattress,
use it to pick up something hot, use it to stop bleeding, or to catch the
drips from drying clothes. You can use a newspaper for curtains, put it in
your shoe to cover what is hurting your foot, make a kite out of it, shade
a light that is too bright. You can wrap fish in it, wipe windows, or wrap
money in it...You put washed shoes in newspaper, wipe eyeglasses with 't,
put it under a dripping sink, put a plant on it, make a paper bowl out of
it, use it for a hat if it is raining, tie it on your feet for slippers.
You can put it on the sand if you had no towel, use it for bases in
baseball, make paper airplanes with it, use it as a dustpan when you
sweep, ball it up for the cat to play with, wrap your hands in it if it is
cold. "