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Who is Dumber?

The college football coach was in his office talking with his basketball coach. They were arguing over who was dumber, a football player or a basketball player.

The football coach said " I hate to say this, but football players are dumber than basketball players... Watch and I'll show you" He then called to a football player standing outside his office and asked him to come into the office.

The player enters and the coach says to him: "Here's 25 cents, go down the street to the car dealer and buy me a new Mercedes Benz"

The player takes the quarter and leaves. A few minutes later, he comes back in and says "Hey Coach, I forgot to ask, what color did you want?"

The football coach tells him to forget it, he's changed his mind. After the player leaves, the football coach says to the basketball coach "I'm telling you, my guys are dumb!"

The basketball coach says "Not so fast, let me show you one of my basketball players" and promptly calls one in to the office.

The coach says to the player "Could you run down to my office for me and see if I'm there?"

The player starts to leave, but as he gets to the door, he stops short, turns around and says "Hey! There's a phone right there on the desk ... Can't you just call down there?"