One-liners

One-liners

* A Buddhist walks up to a curb-side hotdog vendor and asks, "Can you make me one with everything?"

* A hamburger and some fries walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here..."

* Charles Dickens is sitting in a bar. He orders a martini, and the bartender asks, olive or twist?

* How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."