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The Evening Weather Report

A man and his blonde wife were watching the evening weather report on TV one winder night, when the weatherman said "There's going to be about 4" of snow tonight, so please park your car on the even side of the street so the plows can get through."

The wife immediately got up and went outside and parked her car on the even side.

The next night, the wife and her hubby were watching the evening newscast and the weatherman said "There's going to be 8" of snow tonight, so will everyone please park their cars on the odd numbered side of the street so the plows can get through."

Again, immediately, the wife got up and went outside to park her car on the odd side of the street as asked.

The very next night, during a terrible snow storm, the man and his wife were watching the newscast again and the weatherman came on and said "There's going to be 16" of snow tonight. The street department is asking that everyone please park on ..."

And at that moment the power went out! "Oh, no!" the woman cried, "Now what do we do, I don't know what side of the street to park on!" Calmly her husband looked at her and said "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage?"