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Woman's Golfing Terms

*Double Bogi: 'Casablanca' followed by 'African Queen.'

*Iron: What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.

*Good Lie: Weight on their driver's license.

*Greens: Lunch we eat when we'd rather have a cheeseburger.

*Hole-In-One: Time to get new pantyhose.

*Fairway: Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.

*Shaft: You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.

*Slice: 'No thanks. Just a sliver.'

*Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.

* Chipping: Time to get our nails done again.