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Stupid things people have said or done, trying to get their computers to work

"Can you fax me a disk?"

"Is that a capital '7'?"

"Can I buy the Internet?"

"Oh, you mean I need a modem *and* a computer to access the Internet!"

"I have a 464 with 8k."

"It says I have 512 kegabytes."

"I'd like to buy a box of hard disks."

"My wife downloaded 20 megs of free space. Is that enough?"

"The Internet -- isn't that a microchip?"

"Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!"