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The Edmonton Eskimos fan

At a grade school in Edmonton a teacher was talking with her students about football. She told the students that she was an Edmonton Eskimos fan. She then asked her students to raise their hands if they, too,were Eskimos fans.

Everyone in the class raised their hand, except Little Johnny.

The teacher looked at Little Johnny with surprise and said, "Little Johnny, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not an Eskimos fan," he replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an Edmonton Eskimos fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan, and proud of it," Little Johnny replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Little Johnny, why are you a Roughriders fan?"

"Because my Mom is a Roughriders fan and my Dad is a Roughriders fan, so that makes me a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan too!" Explained Little Johnny.

"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. Why, what if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Little Johnny smiled, "We'd be Edmonton Eskimos fans."