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Marital Bliss

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember all of those headaches that I've been having for all these years?? Well, they're all gone now, I feel great!!!"

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

She replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat:

I do not have a headache

I do not have a headache

I do not have a headache

And it worked!" she exclaimed. "The headaches are all gone."

"Well, that is wonderful" the husband responds.

His wife then says, "You know honey, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later. He jumps into the bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Wait - don't move! I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. He again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back" and with that, he goes back into the bathroom.

This time his wife quietly follows him into the bathroom, and from the doorway she sees him standing before the mirror and saying:

"She's not my wife?

She's not my wife.

She's not my wife!"