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Product Warning Labels

Product warning labels people have seen:

On a blanket from Taiwan - Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists - Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs - Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding - Product will be hot after heating.

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only.

On Sainsbury's peanuts - Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts - Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.

On some frozen dinners - Serving suggestion: defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap - Fits one head.

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid - Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer - Do not eat toner.

A 13" wheel on a wheelbarrow warns - Not for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray warns - May irritate eyes.

Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer - Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.

Silly Putty package warning - Not for use as earplugs.

On a bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Baby stroller warning - Remove child before folding.

A handheld massager warns consumers - Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.

A cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns - Do not drive with sun shield in place

Bottled water label warns - Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

On a box or rat poison - Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush warns - Do not use orally.

Instructions for an electric thermometer - Do not use orally after using rectally.

On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack - Remove plastic before eating.

A TV remote controller warns - Not dishwasher safe.

Bee & Flower Chinese soap - Does no harm whatever.