Knock Knock Jokes #1

Knock Knock Jokes #1

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Xenia!
Xenia who?
Xenia stealing my sweets!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by know!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zany!
Zany who?
Zany body home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bath, I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and go away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain...!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?