Knock Knock Jokes #2

Knock Knock Jokes #2

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A Fred!
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!