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Knock Knock Jokes #3
Knock Knock Jokes #3
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Leaf !
Leaf who ?
Leaf me alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Panther!
Panther who?
Panther what you wear on your legth!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken