TopicViewer Home : Jokes Home : Marriage : The Miracle of Toilet Paper

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from a shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat, I said "Worked for your rear end, didn't it?"

I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again.