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A little Genealogy humour

Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.

Genealogists live in the past lane.

Genealogy is the marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a Dungeons & Dragons game.

Genealogists are time unravelers.

Genealogists don't die, they just lose their census.

Genealogy: It's all relative in the end.

I'd rather look for dead people than have them look for me.

I'm always late; my ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

Searching for lost relatives? Win thelottery!

Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records.